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Goodr Artifacts Not... $40.00
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️  NO SLIP We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.  NO BOUNCE Our frame, with its distinguished double nose bridge feature, is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.  ALL POLARIZED Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.  NO DISSERTATION No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet. FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG Extra, extra! Read all about it! Famed archeologist Notre Latedto Anyonetrademarked excavated an underground temple! And what did she find? A pit of dangerously adorable kittens. (Kittens. Why'd it have to be kittens? She HATES kittens!) Also, she found rare sunglass artifacts known to ancient civilizations as PHGs. You may not like these pedantic frames, but she doesn’t care. She wants Artifacts, Not Artifeelings. (SAME. Excavators are our motivators.)   MADE FOR RUNNING GREAT FOR BEASTING BIKING
Goodr Blue Shades O... $40.00
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. NO BLUE LIGHT. ALL FUN.  BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY Our blue light blocking lenses definitely block blue light. The jury is out on whether blue light actually hurts our eyes or not, but who cares? You look important in these, so go ahead and block those nasty blue light rays.  NO SLIP We use a special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating through that super combo.  NO BOUNCE Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you celebrate destroying your friends in battle.  FULL ARMOR UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.  NO SPOILED EASTER EGGS No one wearing goodrs with Blue Mirage Technology has ever left a dyed egg out past it’s expiration date. They have, however, ruined many in-game surprises for people. BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY Is blue light bad for your eyes? That's a trick question. We have no f#^#ing idea. But SOME scientists say it causes eye strain, fatigue, headaches & tail growth. So just to be safe, we made these glasses with the ability to block blue light.   MADE FOR GAMING
Goodr Donkey Goggle... $40.00
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️  NO SLIP We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.  NO BOUNCE Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.  ALL POLARIZED Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.  NO LEOPARDS Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know). DONKEYS: IF YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ an ass (it's a wild donkey, look it up) down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina.   MADE FOR BIKING RUNNING GREAT FOR BEASTING
Goodr Flamingos On ... $40.00
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️  NO SLIP We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.  NO BOUNCE Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.  ALL POLARIZED Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.  NO LEOPARDS Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know). BEST-SELLING PINK SUNGLASSES Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail up a mountain trail or drifting and sipping down the coast.   MADE FOR BIKING RUNNING GREAT FOR BEASTING
Goodr Fore-Play Gua... $40.00
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.  FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY Polarized lenses enhance the colors on the course so you can see your ball as you sink your hole in one (or go OB...)  NO SLIP We use enhanced silicone inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sinking that flamingo putt.**Flamingo is the new universally accepted official term for bogey.  NO BOUNCE Our frame is snug and lightweight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you’re swinging out of your shoes.  ALL COVERAGE Wider polarized lenses provide more coverage, which also acts as a great disguise when you order your 13th John Daly after the beer cart staff has cut you off.  NO GOPHERS No one wearing these has ever mistaken the word gopher for golfer, causing them to be locked up with the key thrown away. FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY We wholeheartedly believe here at goodr that golf is fun. Why does it have to be so serious? Lighten up! For that reason, we have dubbed our golf-specific lens “Flamingo Eye™ Technology.” All the HD contrast and performance without any of the self-importance.   MADE FOR GOLFING GREAT FOR BEASTING BIKING RUNNING
Goodr Fossil Findin... $40.00
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️  NO SLIP We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.  NO BOUNCE Our frame, with its distinguished double nose bridge feature, is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.  ALL POLARIZED Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.  NO DISSERTATION No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet. FRIENDS!!! For finding fragile fossils, fashionable functional 'ffordable focals frequently foster fantastic fortune! False feeble foes fail fast. Finally, fastidious finesse! Flamboyant flamingos feel felicity! Fatuous fools fall flat! Fortify fondness!!! Frolic freely!!! Furnish fun!!! FLY!!!!! FLIRT!!!!! FORNICATE!!! F*ck. Finished.   MADE FOR RUNNING GREAT FOR BEASTING BIKING
Goodr Insert Coin T... $40.00
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. NO BLUE LIGHT. ALL FUN.  BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY Our blue light blocking lenses definitely block blue light. The jury is out on whether blue light actually hurts our eyes or not, but who cares? You look important in these, so go ahead and block those nasty blue light rays.  NO SLIP We use a special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating through that super combo.  NO BOUNCE Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you celebrate destroying your friends in battle.  FULL ARMOR UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.  NO SPOILED EASTER EGGS No one wearing goodrs with Blue Mirage Technology has ever left a dyed egg out past it’s expiration date. They have, however, ruined many in-game surprises for people. BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY Is blue light bad for your eyes? That's a trick question. We have no f#^#ing idea. But SOME scientists say it causes eye strain, fatigue, headaches & tail growth. So just to be safe, we made these glasses with the ability to block blue light.   MADE FOR GAMING
Goodr It's Not Just... $40.00
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. NO BLUE LIGHT. ALL FUN.  BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY Our blue light blocking lenses definitely block blue light. The jury is out on whether blue light actually hurts our eyes or not, but who cares? You look important in these, so go ahead and block those nasty blue light rays.  NO SLIP We use enhanced silicone inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating through that super combo.  NO BOUNCE Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you celebrate destroying your friends in battle.  FULL ARMOR UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.  NO SPOILED EASTER EGGS No one wearing goodrs with Blue Mirage Technology has ever left a dyed egg out past it’s expiration date. They have, however, ruined many in-game surprises for people. BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY Is blue light bad for your eyes? That's a trick question. We have no f#^#ing idea. But SOME scientists say it causes eye strain, fatigue, headaches & tail growth. So just to be safe, we made these glasses with the ability to block blue light.   MADE FOR GAMING
Goodr Modern Day Sn... $40.00
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. NO BLUE LIGHT. ALL FUN.  BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY Our blue light blocking lenses definitely block blue light. The jury is out on whether blue light actually hurts our eyes or not, but who cares? You look important in these, so go ahead and block those nasty blue light rays.  NO SLIP We use a special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating through that super combo.  NO BOUNCE Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you celebrate destroying your friends in battle.  FULL ARMOR UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.  NO SPOILED EASTER EGGS No one wearing goodrs with Blue Mirage Technology has ever left a dyed egg out past it’s expiration date. They have, however, ruined many in-game surprises for people. BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY Is blue light bad for your eyes? That's a trick question. We have no f#^#ing idea. But SOME scientists say it causes eye strain, fatigue, headaches & tail growth. So just to be safe, we made these glasses with the ability to block blue light.   MADE FOR GAMING
Goodr Professor Sun... $40.00
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️  NO SLIP We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.  NO BOUNCE Our frame, with its distinguished double nose bridge feature, is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.  ALL POLARIZED Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.  NO DISSERTATION No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet. FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG Sometimes they wear tuxedos. Sometimes they wear tweed jackets. Depends on the vibe. They like their coffee mugs secretly full of wine shaken, not stirred. Not sure why. It makes a lot of stains. And they're not fast lovers. They're very slow. Like turtles. Reeeaaalllyy taking their time. These sunnies won't slip or bounce while you you sip secret wine and make turtle-like love to a fellow doctor. (WE ARE TOO "REAL" DOCTORS, MOM & DAD!!!)   MADE FOR RUNNING GREAT FOR BEASTING BIKING
Goodr Sunbathing wi... $40.00
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️  NO SLIP We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.  NO BOUNCE Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.  ALL POLARIZED Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.  NO LEOPARDS Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know). TOP SELLING WIZARD-RELATED SUNGLASSES Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail down a mountain trail or drinking beers at a school for the magic arts.   MADE FOR BIKING RUNNING GREAT FOR BEASTING
Goodr Sunglasses Bo... $40.00
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️  NO SLIP We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.  NO BOUNCE Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.  ALL POLARIZED Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.  NO LEOPARDS Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know). IT'S NOT TORTOISE-SHELL, IT'S HOUND-SHELL Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina.   MADE FOR RUNNING GREAT FOR BEASTING BIKING
Goodr Sweater Vest ... $40.00
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.  FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY Polarized lenses enhance the colors on the course so you can see your ball as you sink your hole in one (or go OB...)  NO SLIP We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sinking that flamingo putt.**Flamingo is the new universally accepted official term for bogey.  NO BOUNCE Our frame is snug and lightweight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you’re swinging out of your shoes.  NO SQUIRRELS No one wearing these has ever had a squirrel do donuts in a golf cart on the fairway while trying to chip it onto the green. FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY We wholeheartedly believe here at goodr that golf is fun. Why does it have to be so serious? Lighten up! For that reason, we have dubbed our golf-specific lens “Flamingo Eye™ Technology.” All the HD contrast and performance without any of the self-importance.   MADE FOR GOLFING GREAT FOR BEASTING BIKING RUNNING
Goodr Talk Birdie t... $40.00
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARISED. ALL FUN.  FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY Polarised lenses enhance the colours on the course so you can see your ball as you sink your hole in one (or go OB...)  NO SLIP We use enhanced silicone inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sinking that flamingo putt.**Flamingo is the new universally accepted official term for bogey.  NO BOUNCE Our frame is snug and lightweight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you’re swinging out of your shoes.  ALL FASHION Look like a model while you’re golfing. Isn’t that why you’re taking all those selfies?  NO CATBOX No one wearing these has ever allowed their cat to use the sand trap as a catbox (knowingly). FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY We wholeheartedly believe here at goodr that golf is fun. Why does it have to be so serious? Lighten up! For that reason, we have dubbed our golf-specific lens “Flamingo Eye™ Technology.” All the HD contrast and performance without any of the self-importance.   MADE FOR GOLFING GREAT FOR BEASTING BIKING RUNNING
Goodr The New Prosp... $40.00
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️  NO SLIP We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.  NO BOUNCE Our frame, with its distinguished double nose bridge feature, is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.  ALL POLARIZED Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.  NO DISSERTATION No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet. FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG Have you ever dreamed of starting your life over as a prospector on an off-world colony mining orgone crystals in outer space?! This gray double bridge round sunglasses can be considered a writeoff then.   MADE FOR RUNNING GREAT FOR BEASTING BIKING
Goodr Whiskey Shots... $40.00
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️  NO SLIP We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.  NO BOUNCE Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.  ALL POLARIZED Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.  NO LEOPARDS Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know). THE ORIGINAL WHISKEY OGs Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail out of Hades or drinking whiskey in a tumbler, sans rocks.   MADE FOR BIKING RUNNING GREAT FOR BEASTING
Goodr You Say Bogey... $40.00
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.  FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY Polarized lenses enhance the colors on the course so you can see your ball as you sink your hole in one (or go OB...)  NO SLIP We use enhanced silicone inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sinking that flamingo putt.**Flamingo is the new universally accepted official term for bogey.  NO BOUNCE Our frame is snug and lightweight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you’re swinging out of your shoes.  ALL COVERAGE Wider polarized lenses provide more coverage, which also acts as a great disguise when you order your 13th John Daly after the beer cart staff has cut you off.  NO GOPHERS No one wearing these has ever mistaken the word gopher for golfer, causing them to be locked up with the key thrown away. FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY We wholeheartedly believe here at goodr that golf is fun. Why does it have to be so serious? Lighten up! For that reason, we have dubbed our golf-specific lens “Flamingo Eye™ Technology.” All the HD contrast and performance without any of the self-importance.   MADE FOR GOLFING GREAT FOR BEASTING BIKING RUNNING
Goodr Sunglasses Ic... $40.00
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️  NO SLIP We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.  NO BOUNCE Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.  ALL POLARIZED Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.  NO LEOPARDS Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know). AN ABOMINABLE FORCE: PERFORMANCE + PROTECTION Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail down a mountain trail or running away from snow monsters.   MADE FOR BIKING RUNNING GREAT FOR BEASTING
Goodr Swedish Meatb... $40.00
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️  NO SLIP We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.  NO BOUNCE Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.  ALL POLARIZED Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.  NO LEOPARDS Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know). POLARIZED PERFORMANCE: NO ASSEMBLY REQUIRED Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail down a mountain trail or pounding cups of meatballs at a modular furniture store.   MADE FOR BIKING RUNNING GREAT FOR BEASTING
Goodr Rage Quit and... $40.00
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. NO BLUE LIGHT. ALL FUN.  BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY Our blue light blocking lenses definitely block blue light. The jury is out on whether blue light actually hurts our eyes or not, but who cares? You look important in these, so go ahead and block those nasty blue light rays.  NO SLIP We use enhanced silicone inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating through that super combo.  NO BOUNCE Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you celebrate destroying your friends in battle.  ALL FASHION Look like a model while you’re gaming. Isn’t that why you’re taking all those selfies?  NO SPOILED EASTER EGGS No one wearing goodrs with Blue Mirage Technology has ever left a dyed egg out past it’s expiration date. They have, however, ruined many in-game surprises for people. BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY Is blue light bad for your eyes? That's a trick question. We have no f#^#ing idea. But SOME scientists say it causes eye strain, fatigue, headaches & tail growth. So just to be safe, we made these glasses with the ability to block blue light.   MADE FOR GAMING

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