Goodr Rage Quit and...
$40.00
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. NO BLUE LIGHT. ALL FUN.
BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY
Our blue light blocking lenses definitely block blue light. The jury is out on whether blue light actually hurts our eyes or not, but who cares? You look important in these, so go ahead and block those nasty blue light rays.
NO SLIP
We use enhanced silicone inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating through that super combo.
NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you celebrate destroying your friends in battle.
ALL FASHION
Look like a model while you’re gaming. Isn’t that why you’re taking all those selfies?
NO SPOILED EASTER EGGS
No one wearing goodrs with Blue Mirage Technology has ever left a dyed egg out past it’s expiration date. They have, however, ruined many in-game surprises for people.
BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY
Is blue light bad for your eyes? That's a trick question. We have no f#^#ing idea. But SOME scientists say it causes eye strain, fatigue, headaches & tail growth. So just to be safe, we made these glasses with the ability to block blue light.
MADE FOR
GAMING
Goodr Professor Sun...
$40.00
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
NO BOUNCE
Our frame, with its distinguished double nose bridge feature, is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.
ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
NO DISSERTATION
No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.
FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG
Sometimes they wear tuxedos. Sometimes they wear tweed jackets. Depends on the vibe. They like their coffee mugs secretly full of wine shaken, not stirred. Not sure why. It makes a lot of stains. And they're not fast lovers. They're very slow. Like turtles. Reeeaaalllyy taking their time. These sunnies won't slip or bounce while you you sip secret wine and make turtle-like love to a fellow doctor. (WE ARE TOO "REAL" DOCTORS, MOM & DAD!!!)
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING
BIKING
Goodr Modern Day Sn...
$40.00
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. NO BLUE LIGHT. ALL FUN.
BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY
Our blue light blocking lenses definitely block blue light. The jury is out on whether blue light actually hurts our eyes or not, but who cares? You look important in these, so go ahead and block those nasty blue light rays.
NO SLIP
We use a special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating through that super combo.
NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you celebrate destroying your friends in battle.
FULL ARMOR
UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
NO SPOILED EASTER EGGS
No one wearing goodrs with Blue Mirage Technology has ever left a dyed egg out past it’s expiration date. They have, however, ruined many in-game surprises for people.
BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY
Is blue light bad for your eyes? That's a trick question. We have no f#^#ing idea. But SOME scientists say it causes eye strain, fatigue, headaches & tail growth. So just to be safe, we made these glasses with the ability to block blue light.
MADE FOR
GAMING
Goodr It's Not Just...
$40.00
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. NO BLUE LIGHT. ALL FUN.
BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY
Our blue light blocking lenses definitely block blue light. The jury is out on whether blue light actually hurts our eyes or not, but who cares? You look important in these, so go ahead and block those nasty blue light rays.
NO SLIP
We use enhanced silicone inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating through that super combo.
NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you celebrate destroying your friends in battle.
FULL ARMOR
UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
NO SPOILED EASTER EGGS
No one wearing goodrs with Blue Mirage Technology has ever left a dyed egg out past it’s expiration date. They have, however, ruined many in-game surprises for people.
BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY
Is blue light bad for your eyes? That's a trick question. We have no f#^#ing idea. But SOME scientists say it causes eye strain, fatigue, headaches & tail growth. So just to be safe, we made these glasses with the ability to block blue light.
MADE FOR
GAMING
Goodr Insert Coin T...
$40.00
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. NO BLUE LIGHT. ALL FUN.
BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY
Our blue light blocking lenses definitely block blue light. The jury is out on whether blue light actually hurts our eyes or not, but who cares? You look important in these, so go ahead and block those nasty blue light rays.
NO SLIP
We use a special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating through that super combo.
NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you celebrate destroying your friends in battle.
FULL ARMOR
UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
NO SPOILED EASTER EGGS
No one wearing goodrs with Blue Mirage Technology has ever left a dyed egg out past it’s expiration date. They have, however, ruined many in-game surprises for people.
BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY
Is blue light bad for your eyes? That's a trick question. We have no f#^#ing idea. But SOME scientists say it causes eye strain, fatigue, headaches & tail growth. So just to be safe, we made these glasses with the ability to block blue light.
MADE FOR
GAMING
Goodr Going To Valh...
$40.00
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
FURIOUSLY-POLARIZED GRAY & CHROME
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail down a mountain trail or evading pursuit down Fury Road.
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING
BIKING
Goodr Fossil Findin...
$40.00
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
NO BOUNCE
Our frame, with its distinguished double nose bridge feature, is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.
ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
NO DISSERTATION
No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.
FRIENDS!!!
For finding fragile fossils, fashionable functional 'ffordable focals frequently foster fantastic fortune! False feeble foes fail fast. Finally, fastidious finesse! Flamboyant flamingos feel felicity! Fatuous fools fall flat! Fortify fondness!!! Frolic freely!!! Furnish fun!!! FLY!!!!! FLIRT!!!!! FORNICATE!!! F*ck. Finished.
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING
BIKING
Goodr Fore-Play Gua...
$40.00
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY
Polarized lenses enhance the colors on the course so you can see your ball as you sink your hole in one (or go OB...)
NO SLIP
We use enhanced silicone inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sinking that flamingo putt.**Flamingo is the new universally accepted official term for bogey.
NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and lightweight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you’re swinging out of your shoes.
ALL COVERAGE
Wider polarized lenses provide more coverage, which also acts as a great disguise when you order your 13th John Daly after the beer cart staff has cut you off.
NO GOPHERS
No one wearing these has ever mistaken the word gopher for golfer, causing them to be locked up with the key thrown away.
FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY
We wholeheartedly believe here at goodr that golf is fun. Why does it have to be so serious? Lighten up! For that reason, we have dubbed our golf-specific lens “Flamingo Eye™ Technology.” All the HD contrast and performance without any of the self-importance.
MADE FOR
GOLFING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING
BIKING
RUNNING
Goodr Flamingos On ...
$40.00
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
BEST-SELLING PINK SUNGLASSES
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail up a mountain trail or drifting and sipping down the coast.
MADE FOR
BIKING
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING
Goodr Falkor's Feve...
$40.00
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
OUR BEST-SELLING BLUES
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail down a mountain trail or on a quest with a doggy dragon.
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING BIKING
Goodr Blue Shades O...
$40.00
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. NO BLUE LIGHT. ALL FUN.
BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY
Our blue light blocking lenses definitely block blue light. The jury is out on whether blue light actually hurts our eyes or not, but who cares? You look important in these, so go ahead and block those nasty blue light rays.
NO SLIP
We use a special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating through that super combo.
NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you celebrate destroying your friends in battle.
FULL ARMOR
UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
NO SPOILED EASTER EGGS
No one wearing goodrs with Blue Mirage Technology has ever left a dyed egg out past it’s expiration date. They have, however, ruined many in-game surprises for people.
BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY
Is blue light bad for your eyes? That's a trick question. We have no f#^#ing idea. But SOME scientists say it causes eye strain, fatigue, headaches & tail growth. So just to be safe, we made these glasses with the ability to block blue light.
MADE FOR
GAMING