Goodr The New Prosp...
$40.00
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
NO BOUNCE
Our frame, with its distinguished double nose bridge feature, is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.
ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
NO DISSERTATION
No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.
FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG
Have you ever dreamed of starting your life over as a prospector on an off-world colony mining orgone crystals in outer space?! This gray double bridge round sunglasses can be considered a write-off then.
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING
BIKING
Goodr Fossil Findin...
$40.00
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
NO BOUNCE
Our frame, with its distinguished double nose bridge feature, is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.
ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
NO DISSERTATION
No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.
FRIENDS!!!
For finding fragile fossils, fashionable functional 'ffordable focals frequently foster fantastic fortune! False feeble foes fail fast. Finally, fastidious finesse! Flamboyant flamingos feel felicity! Fatuous fools fall flat! Fortify fondness!!! Frolic freely!!! Furnish fun!!! FLY!!!!! FLIRT!!!!! FORNICATE!!! F*ck. Finished.
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING
BIKING
Goodr Professor Sun...
$40.00
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
NO BOUNCE
Our frame, with its distinguished double nose bridge feature, is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.
ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
NO DISSERTATION
No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.
FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG
Sometimes they wear tuxedos. Sometimes they wear tweed jackets. Depends on the vibe. They like their coffee mugs secretly full of wine shaken, not stirred. Not sure why. It makes a lot of stains. And they're not fast lovers. They're very slow. Like turtles. Reeeaaalllyy taking their time. These sunnies won't slip or bounce while you you sip secret wine and make turtle-like love to a fellow doctor. (WE ARE TOO "REAL" DOCTORS, MOM & DAD!!!)
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING
BIKING
Goodr Talk Birdie t...
$40.00
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARISED. ALL FUN.
FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY
Polarised lenses enhance the colours on the course so you can see your ball as you sink your hole in one (or go OB...)
NO SLIP
We use enhanced silicone inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sinking that flamingo putt.**Flamingo is the new universally accepted official term for bogey.
NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and lightweight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you’re swinging out of your shoes.
ALL FASHION
Look like a model while you’re golfing. Isn’t that why you’re taking all those selfies?
NO CATBOX
No one wearing these has ever allowed their cat to use the sand trap as a catbox (knowingly).
FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY
We wholeheartedly believe here at goodr that golf is fun. Why does it have to be so serious? Lighten up! For that reason, we have dubbed our golf-specific lens “Flamingo Eye™ Technology.” All the HD contrast and performance without any of the self-importance.
MADE FOR
GOLFING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING
BIKING
RUNNING
Goodr Sweater Vest ...
$40.00
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
FLAMINGO EYE TECHNOLOGY
Polarized lenses enhance the colors on the course so you can see your ball as you sink your hole in one (or go OB...)
NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sinking that flamingo putt.**Flamingo is the new universally accepted official term for bogey.
NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and lightweight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you’re swinging out of your shoes.
NO SQUIRRELS
No one wearing these has ever had a squirrel do donuts in a golf cart on the fairway while trying to chip it onto the green.
FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY
We wholeheartedly believe here at goodr that golf is fun. Why does it have to be so serious? Lighten up! For that reason, we have dubbed our golf-specific lens “Flamingo Eye™ Technology.” All the HD contrast and performance without any of the self-importance.
MADE FOR
GOLFING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING
BIKING
RUNNING
Goodr Sunglasses Ne...
$40.00
The Goodr OG sunglasses are designed to look good(r) and stay comfortably on your face whether you’re sending it down a mountain trail or chilling by the pool. These sunglasses are made with a special coated, lightweight frame that fits snug to eliminate bouncing and slipping (even when sweaty).
Features:
No slip coating
Light weight frames to prevent bouncing
Polarized lenses
In-store pickup
Free shipping
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